Mr. Chop and the Temporal Fairway

A retired technologist-turned high school goal coach (Mr. Chop) with sidekicks Coach Prime and Carter Reeves travel through time to meet history’s greatest inventors, offering questionable advice and the occasional mulligan on the breakthroughs that shaped the world.

Run!

Close the face. Open the book.

A loopy sophomore named Hayden, with an even more loopy swing, stood holding a wedge in one hand and a history worksheet in the other. “I keep shanking my 54. And I have a paper due tomorrow on Archimedes.”

We're History

Adjust the lie? Always!

“Best case, we land in Syracuse. Worst case, we show up at a Chili’s in 2003 during a trivia night about geometry.”

© Chop 2026. All rights reserved.

Grip. Rip. Reform.

MEET MR. CHOP
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SNOW DAYS
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THE MULLIGAN ACT
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WEED ZAPPER
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THE DOLLAR BILL
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PUBLIC SAFETY
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POWER PLAY
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BLOCHSPHERE K-12
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PUNKIN CENTER POLYTECHNIC
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CADDYPORT
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DENVER POST EDITORIAL
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FAIRWAY FLYER
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DENVER POST FVI OP-ED
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BOEBERT BITES BACK
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CHOPCARE HEALTHCARE
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DROUGHT RELIEF PLAN
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PRESERVING TRIBAL LANDS
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NEVER THE TWAIN SHALL MEET
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STICKER ORDER FORM
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APPAREL ORDER FORM
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MEET THE COACH
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HOW WE MET
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MONSTER RAVING LOONY PARTY